livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

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I can’t believe it’s already 2017 

sightless-behavior:

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

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theboysinmotion:

buttpug:

rearrange this sentence

yourself kill

kill this sentence

rearrange yourself

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marauders4evr:

As emotional as the Hobbit trailer was though, I love how it tried to be dramatic about who would die and who would survive.

Would Bilbo survive?

Would Legolas survive?

Would Gandalf survive?

It’s a mystery!

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y-u-so-gian:

theanti90smovement:

right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

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A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.

some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)
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Ricorda che i fuochi d’artificio per essere belli devono esplodere.

Il respiro dei libri (via il-respiro-dei-libri)
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